Penthouse Proclaims Stormy Daniels their “Pet of the Century” 51 Years Prematurely!

June 7, 2018
Updated June 13, 2018
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The first Penthouse Pet graced pages of a 1969 issue.  And now the modern team responsible for Penthouse Magazine have jumped the gun with a severely premature announcement proclaiming their 2007 Pet of the Year Stormy Daniels as “Pet of the Century!”

Penthouse had never placed quite as much emphasis on personality, intelligence, integrity and sophistication that were often factored in among the special qualities that defined the more refined Playboy Magazine and their “Playmates. ” This was the Hugh Hefner publication that pioneered and ultimately paved the way for what began as a more daring and explicit alternative by Bob Guccione.

Still, elevating a woman so absent those “special qualities” serves as both an insult to all other past “Penthouse Pets” as well as an insult to more than 600 of the next 51 years worth of Pets inclusive of some who won’t even be born for another 33 years.

Some, including the sanctimonious Don Lemon (CNN) have criticized Giuliani for daring to connect Daniel’s otherwise well established absence of integrity to her career as “adult film star.”  I also find that somewhat objectionable since associating her utter lack of integrity and credibility to the many comparatively honest ladies that “work hard for their money” serves as insult to the whole profession.

Stormy should be measured more on her solicitation of ransom to keep just the one gaping hole shut, and then proving that she can’t even be trusted to exhibit a professional response to her own arrangement.  What’s more she seems prepared to lie about even the smallest details of her range of on-camera activities as she clearly had in her exchange with Roseanne Barr that YouPorn has proven, rather explicitly, completely false.

Add this latest “honor” by Penthouse to the LA Mayor having recently offered Ms. Daniels  the “Key to the City” and we have to wonder if this oozing praise has more to do with political leanings than any more realistic measure of her worth.  But we do know it’s becoming increasingly hard for Stormy to make a case that any damage to her “reputation” has been a cause of economic hardship.

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