Penthouse Proclaims Stormy Daniels their “Pet of the Century” 51 Years Prematurely!

June 7, 2018
Updated June 13, 2018

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The first Penthouse Pet graced pages of a 1969 issue.  And now the modern team responsible for Penthouse Magazine have jumped the gun with a severely premature announcement proclaiming their 2007 Pet of the Year Stormy Daniels as “Pet of the Century!”

Penthouse had never placed quite as much emphasis on personality, intelligence, integrity and sophistication that were often factored in among the special qualities that defined the more refined Playboy Magazine and their “Playmates. ” This was the Hugh Hefner publication that pioneered and ultimately paved the way for what began as a more daring and explicit alternative by Bob Guccione.

Still, elevating a woman so absent those “special qualities” serves as both an insult to all other past “Penthouse Pets” as well as an insult to more than 600 of the next 51 years worth of Pets inclusive of some who won’t even be born for another 33 years.

Some, including the sanctimonious Don Lemon (CNN) have criticized Giuliani for daring to connect Daniel’s otherwise well established absence of integrity to her career as “adult film star.”  I also find that somewhat objectionable since associating her utter lack of integrity and credibility to the many comparatively honest ladies that “work hard for their money” serves as insult to the whole profession.

Stormy should be measured more on her solicitation of ransom to keep just the one gaping hole shut, and then proving that she can’t even be trusted to exhibit a professional response to her own arrangement.  What’s more she seems prepared to lie about even the smallest details of her range of on-camera activities as she clearly had in her exchange with Roseanne Barr that YouPorn has proven, rather explicitly, completely false.

Add this latest “honor” by Penthouse to the LA Mayor having recently offered Ms. Daniels  the “Key to the City” and we have to wonder if this oozing praise has more to do with political leanings than any more realistic measure of her worth.  But we do know it’s becoming increasingly hard for Stormy to make a case that any damage to her “reputation” has been a cause of economic hardship.

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Don Lemon Joins #WHORES4HILLARY in Defending the “Honor” and “Integrity” of Stormy Daniels to Hilarious Effect!

June 7, 2018
Updated August 16, 2020

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Stormy’s credibility problem isn’t strictly based on her profession. Soliciting and receiving a ransom to keep just the one gaping hole shut, and then failing to demonstrate any professionalism on THAT commitment takes care of any benefit of doubt she might otherwise be given as an otherwise lowly #WHORE4HILLARY.

But of course that doesn’t stop Don Lemon and a parade of #LIBTWITS from feigning outrage over the daring questions of Daniel’s “reputation” by the great Rudy Giuliani!


A version of this interview posted by the great Mark Dice was apparently taken down by Youtube, but the inane banter between these CNN bimbos defaming good men over “outrageous” insults against the “reputation” of the very noble “adult star” or “prostitute,” Stormy

In addition to violating the terms of her own ransom, the left’s new idol Daniels tells wild lies of all sorts.  And if there’s anything wrong with the Rudy’s comments, it’s to have lumped in so many comparatively honest prostitutes with the likes of this particularly vile and dishonest #WHORE4HILLARY Daniels.

I personally encountered an example on Twitter where Stormy was battling with Roseanne Barr on Barr’s accurate comment about her range of performances for the camera.  Stormy angrily tweeted that she “does not do anal!”
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At the time that seemed to be a possible case of Stormy correcting Roseanne on a minor technicality, but then subsequent research on a male entertainment site offered compelling evidence that she lied even about that!


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Democrats’ Selective Moral Outrage

March 23, 2018
Updated October 14, 2018

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So now the latest of a stream of Whores for Hillary has announced she has “the dirt” on Trump.  Whereas she acknowledges that she “technically did not have sex with Trump” she’s prepared to ride a wave of attention by showing she can’t be trusted to do the one thing that whores are really paid to do when it comes to their celebrity involvements, namely keep their mouths shut.
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