March 28, 2018
Updated April 3, 2023
ODP Staff
Apart from #CIA and #DEMINFESTED FBI involvements, the main ingredients for a Parkland School Shooting are as follows:
1. PROMISE PROGRAM owed to Obama.
2. PSYCHIATRIC DRUGS DESTROYING BRAINS AND EMPATHY
#RITALIN and other harmful “anti-anxiety” drugs require achieve the levels of disconnection from conscience that makes an effective mass murderer.
Lab tests with rats show empathy is removed by “anti-anxiety” drugs. To suggest that it wouldn’t work in the kind of rats shooting up schools, seems unlikely.
3. DESTRUCTION OF VALUES, MIND ROT IN POP CULTURE
And here we have another light hearted, whimsical tune, “Pumped up Kicks,” celebrating the edgy and “cool cowboy” persona of the next moronic school shooter. What could possibly go wrong by pumping this drivel by “Foster The People” into kid’s headphones? Apparently the previously struggling artist was an instant success when this piece of garbage went viral as a “crossover hit.” Perhaps some CIA influence helped ensure their great accomplishment got delivered to the largest audience of prospective problem children possible when it debuted in mid 2011.
And judging from the timeline, it looks like it worked:
4. DEMOCRAT SHERRIF
There’s much to be said about “the Coward of Broward” as Scott Israel has become known. To start with his social media page features an introductory description to set low expectations. “Democrat but Sheriff to All”
5. BIDEN’S #GUNFREEZONE LAW OF 1990
Obviously even the most staunch advocates of gun grabbing among political leaders have no plans to “protect” their own children with the Biden Law.
But the particularly evil among their followers might wish it on innocent children of people they hate!
6. SCHOOL SHOOTER TRAINING CAMPS

7. INCENTIVES PROVIDED BY IRRESPONSIBLE MEDIA REPORTING
8. STUPID MOVEMENTS TO PUT MORE AT RISK
©2018 Occupy Democrats Parody
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