How to Obtain and Retain the Blue Checkmark on Twitter

June 21, 2018
Occupy Democrats Parody

While countless accounts are deleted on Twitter without warning, many who had qualified for, and been denied the coveted “blue checkmark,” it seems they’re handed out rather generously to accounts that not only defy the written version of Twitter’s “terms of service,” but that spew hatred towards children that couldn’t possibly be imagined as any form of legitimate “free speech.”

The insidious “activist” Peter Henry Fonda is certainly no exception.  He later feigned an “apology” for a tweet that literally incites violence against Trump’s sweet young son Barron to show how much he’s “cares” for and is otherwise “Fonda” the children.  He even went so far as to wish Swamp Hollywood’s pastime of pedophilia on Barron which was, in his subsequent “so sorry,” downplayed as a mere “vulgarity.”

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And as far as I can tell, his account which is Twitter verified and also followed by some of the most nefarious names inclusive of “meathead” Rob Reiner (@nobrainer) is still up, operating, and still adorned with the magical Twitter “blue checkmark” endorsement.

Well, at least we can guess why that checkmark is “blue.”  And I suppose now we know what kind of attitude and online conduct is required to convince @Jack we’re worthy of that coveted Twitter seal of approval.

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Project Veritas Proves What Most Already Knew About Twitter

January 11, 2018
Occupy Democrats Parody

As I write this my FB is still thawing out from a 7 day freeze.  Earlier today I was threatened by a Twitter user that she was going to report my posts as TOS violations for fun!

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Apparently she wasn’t patient enough to let Twitter arrange her online “safe space” so this same #VAGINAHAT ultimately self enrolled in #BLOCKEDBYLIBTARD.
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With all these experiences still fresh in my mind I’m all too familiar with the “way things work” at Twitter and other social media monopolies.  But still the excellent work done by Project Veritas fills in some blanks and offers validation to the many victims that have been suffering under the thumbs the most powerful of all cyberbullies.

With the emerging automation of AI assisted thought policing already in play, we are going to have quite a battle ahead of us to maintain any “neutrality” when it comes to what social media monopolies have made of the “net.”

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