January 25, 2020
History makes clear that there’s a certain look that accompanies the more influential and powerful of those who move humanity “forward” into the abyss of Socialism.
We can be nearly CERTAIN that the left’s favorite horse, Bernie Sanders, aka “Breadline Bernout” would grow the beard to better match his comrades were it not for another, much more productive and dignified Colonel Sanders that beat him to it!
And of course it wouldn’t be fair if we also had something to offer the ladies that prove themselves equally capable of conveying irrational thoughts that are “morally correct,” to the same indoctrinated youth demographic.
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