October 29, 2021
Updated February 20, 2022
WarOnpress – Satire
Kamala’s inevitable ascent to the Presidency gives hope to girls all across and on their way to America.
Here she shares the “tricks” of her trade in a heart warming story that puts “giving” ahead of “getting.”
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April 15, 2021
WarOnPress Satire
The other “Marx Brothers” are top of their virtue signal class. Whereas the global corporate culture has become exceedingly toxic, the two Commies of overly sweet ice cream, Ben & Jerry’s continue to outdo themselves with their celebration of the “black crimes” of their favorite “trained Marxists” of the BLM.
February 11, 2021
Updated February 15, 2021
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Tessica Brown brings the “permanent” to “perm” with a revolutionary experiment in haircare. As an apparent social media influencer, there’s yet no word on how many followers she may have inspired to put the “lock” in their own “dreads. ” She has, after realizing the product works a little too well and as advertised, sought out counsel to pursue a possible law suit against the glue making giant.
Continue reading “Fashion Innovator to Sue Gorilla Glue Over Misleading Packaging”October 30, 2020
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Yoga is an unfortunate and less complete expression of the Kama Sutra which was among India’s greatest contributions to the expansion of spiritual horizons . A simple equation helps to conceptualize the role of both. In Yoga, the participants twist themselves into veritable pretzels with the purported goals of achieving harmony between body and spirit along with perceived benefits both to physical and mental health.
Continue reading “Democrat Yoga”August 19, 2020
ODP Staff
Satire
In a time where many might thirst for a balancing of scales, an email demonstrates through, what we believe might well be “staged” photos, a glimpse of a world where statues and monuments push back against the poor behavior of humans.
April 29, 2020
ODP Staff
Some defied their own “stay at home” orders to take their important anti-grooming messages to the streets! In a time of COVID many have difficulty striking the right balance between personal hygiene and grooming against any risks associated with a trip to the salon.
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January 25, 2020
Updated October 20, 2022
ODP Staff
History makes clear that there’s a certain look that accompanies the more influential and powerful of those who move humanity “forward” into the abyss of Socialism.
We can be nearly CERTAIN that the left’s favorite horse, Bernie Sanders, aka “Breadline Bernout” would grow the beard to better match his comrades were it not for another, much more productive and dignified Colonel Sanders that beat him to it!
Continue reading “Fashion: The Evolving Look of Marxism”May 30, 2018
Updated May 8, 2021
ODP Staff
Some who preordered this new work by or at least about Michelle Obama’s transformative journey had expected at least one or more chapters to cover some details on the physical changes experienced on her journey to womanhood.
No official statements have been made by the publisher but the regular Amazon return policy remains in force for any copies purchased through their online store.
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