Fashion Innovator to Sue Gorilla Glue Over Misleading Packaging

February 11, 2021
Updated February 15, 2021
WarOnPress

Tessica Brown brings the “permanent” to “perm” with a revolutionary experiment in haircare. As an apparent social media influencer, there’s yet no word on how many followers she may have inspired to put the “lock” in their own “dreads. ” She has, after realizing the product works a little too well and as advertised, sought out counsel to pursue a possible law suit against the glue making giant.

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Democrat Yoga

October 30, 2020
WarOnPress

Yoga is an unfortunate and less complete expression of the Kama Sutra which was among India’s greatest contributions to the expansion of spiritual horizons . A simple equation helps to conceptualize the role of both. In Yoga, the participants twist themselves into veritable pretzels with the purported goals of achieving harmony between body and spirit along with perceived benefits both to physical and mental health.

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A Revenge of the Statues

August 19, 2020
ODP Staff
Satire

In a time where many might thirst for a balancing of scales, an email demonstrates through, what we believe might well be “staged” photos, a glimpse of a world where statues and monuments push back against the poor behavior of humans.

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“Stay at Home” Proponents Violate Their Protocols to Take Anti-Grooming Message Outdoors!

April 29, 2020
ODP Staff

Some defied their own “stay at home” orders to take their important anti-grooming messages to the streets! In a time of COVID many have difficulty striking the right balance between personal hygiene and grooming against any risks associated with a trip to the salon.

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Fashion: The Evolving Look of Marxism

January 25, 2020
Updated January 24, 2021
ODP Staff

History makes clear that there’s a certain look that accompanies the more influential and powerful of those who move humanity “forward” into the abyss of Socialism.

“Free Chicken”

We can be nearly CERTAIN that the left’s favorite horse, Bernie Sanders, aka “Breadline Bernout” would grow the beard to better match his comrades were it not for another, much more productive and dignified Colonel Sanders that beat him to it!

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LGBT Groups Disappointed with Michelle’s New Book

May 30, 2018
Occupy Democrats Parody

Some who preordered this new work by or at least about Michelle Obama’s transformative journey had expected at least one or more chapters to cover some details on the physical changes experienced on her journey to womanhood.

No official statements have been made by the publisher but the regular Amazon return policy remains in force for any copies purchased through their online store.

becoming michelle obama

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