Democrats Oppose All Happy Endings

March, 8, 2019
Updated May 14, 2019
ODP Staff

Democrats are known for duplicitous messaging on most any subject, and most recently they’ve demonstrated a reversal on the only remaining form of “safe sex,” in the world where the “otherwise paid for” relationships have been made increasingly more “expensive.”

Even the simple Holistic Therapeutic Massage (aka “happy endings,”) has been targeted by the left that once celebrated the rights of therapists to apply their talents, so long as their big government accomplices had a hand in taxing their strenuous labor of hands and leg.

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The Fall of Jussie: From Activist Hollywood Actor to Crisis Actor!

February 18, 2019
Updated April 9, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

As much propagandizing as is done in Hollywood film and television, a higher calling to prop up the failing messages of Party of Crime Democrats put Jussie Smollett under a new spotlight.

Whether Kamala Harris solicited or encouraged his big stunt to provide complicit legacy media propagandists fodder to rekindle their big push to vilify the MAGA Hat, she seems to have dropped her love of Smollett to the extent of forgetting her own TWEET that elevated Smollett to the level of a “Jussie Christ” who was suffering for the “sins” of the American MAGA.

From Nana Efua Mumford opinion piece in the disgraced Washington Post
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Few Activities Can Create Exciting Times Like “Misgendering”

April 8, 2019
Updated December 18, 2029
Occupy Democrats Parody

We are reminded of the importance of “Gender Studies” by the rather serious situations that can develop and quickly escalate for having missed as much as a single lesson in this brave new discipline of study.

Some #LIBTWITS on the TWITTER are generously offering friends Gender Studies “education” on what appears to be a pro bono basis!

The last thing you’d want to do is send someone out to the field in modern day America without a thorough exploration of the rather unforgiving new etiquette. The slightest failing in this grace can have rather immediate and explosive results.

Gone are the days when our greatest social error might be in mistaking a wife for a mother, or asking a lady with a bit of bulge in the belly when she’s “due.” Those minor errors are all “small potatoes” compared to making a bad guess about a man or woman’s current state of mind with respect to their chosen gender.

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Reckless Media Exploits Nathan Phillips Hoax to Defame and Endanger Children

January 21, 2019
Updated January 25, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Shortly after the latest Buzzfeed debacle, Fake News merchants twist a hoax to defame and endanger school kids. Nathan Phillips has a special appeal to the left, as he appears to be the only Indian that might be counted even more fake than the thoroughly disgraced Senator Elizabeth Warren.  What’s worse, this child abuser also matches another disgraceful Senator Richard Blumenthal, aka Danang Dick, in the realm of stolen valor, as another one of the left’s many fake vets!

Since then vile leftists have provided the kids identities, home addresses and the flames of hatred have been whipped up by complicit media, and some verified Twitter accounts have even called for the kids’ school to be locked up and set on fire with the children inside!

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Another Product of Liberal Parenting, the GWagon Brat!

January 11, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Busy parents often substitute indulgence and material goods for more traditional expressions of love of children. This one certainly has taken that to an impressive level.

As horrible as this is to the primary victim of liberal parenting, it is also quite a burden to place on society once this level of entitlement is set loose.

Now I believe the exceptional Dr. Phil may have since made some impressive progress with this not-so-poor but troubled kid. So at least there’s that.

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Was Adolf Hitler a Vegetarian?

January 2, 2018
Occupy Democrats Parody

It’s certainly not true that every life choice made by history’s most nefarious characters can be summarily discarded as a key component of their villainy, however, judging by the actions and attitudes of contemporaries in the militaristic campaign to enforce Veganism, no link to Fascism should be taken as much of a surprise.

Per this seemingly informed response…

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“Theybies,” the Latest Chapter in Child Abuse by Liberal Parents

Occupy Democrats Parody
December 17, 2018
Updated January 6, 2022

Whatever a majority of common men and women counted as wildly absurd 10 years ago is a sacred cow today.  And of course the present day levels of lunacy are charting a course towards the “new normal” by 2028.  And of course any who as much as raise an eyebrow will be branded “hateful bigots” to be shunned by all. 

The pioneers of the tomorrow’s normal are the liberal parents (aka child abusers,) that won’t even offer their newborns the simple pleasure of beginning their lives as little girls and little boys.  Many of us already know at least one indoctrinated lesbian woman that might bully friends online for the simple traditions of “gender reveal” parties, or even for a gender themed baby shower.  And I personally know at least one full grown LGBT oriented “man” who is actually upset at the slightest mockery of this disturbing child abuse, since, apparently, every aspect of this Fabian Socialist agenda of bullying is deemed sacred and strictly off limits to any sort of second guessing much less ridicule. 

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Crying for Khashoggi

December 6, 2018
Updated May 14, 2019
Updated February 5, 2024
ODP Staff

Before he was so well known as “journalist” Jamal Khashoggi was an activist that helped arrange the mass murder via Arab Spring and other Obama and Hillary cosponsored terror movements.  It might almost be touching how all the liberals finally found a dead journalist they’re prepared to mourn in the form of overt  and widely circulated outrage were it not so transparent as just another opportunity to take a collective crap on the President of the United States.

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Gab Got Gagged

October 29, 2018
Occupy Democrats Parody

Vile crony capitalists interrupted essential services to GAB as part of a coordinated effort by evil jackals that work very hard to crush any dissenting voices that challenge the lies upon which their own empire is built.

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On IQ and Human Intelligence

October 25, 2018
Updated August 11, 2019

Occupy Democrats Parody

There are lots of words that are tossed about to describe a measurement of how “smart” we all are and how “dumb” some of our neighbors might be.  Now there are terms like “educated, informed, intellectual, intelligent, bright,” and some are even branded as “scholarly,” “genius” or “gifted.”

Ultimately all these labels represent measurements of one or both of two things, namely cognitive capability, and the depth of knowledge and understanding that might be achieved with it over time.  And the latter can be described with a single word, “wisdom.”

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