“Jackolf Twitler” Suspends League of Men Voters over Hilarious Retort to Hateful Bette Midler Tweet!

October 14, 2019
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The insidious hag of Hollywood, Bette Midler has been long known to be a vile and hypocritical windbag under the wings of the left. She had, some months ago, decided to take a swipe at America’s refined First Lady in the form of a crude, misogynistic and arguably “xenophobic” poem.

Well I figured what’s good for this old Hollywood goose might be good for a gander, and I offered a playful punchline to her low brow joke.

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SpyGate2: If First Schiff Don’t Succeed, Lie Lie Again!

October 3, 2019
Updated October 24, 2019
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Some believe the eyes are the window to the soul. As wide as the crazy bug-eyes of Adam Schiff, one would still be hard pressed to find the most faint glimmer of whatever shriveled soul might possess this agent of darkness.

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CNN Feigns Outrage Over Stock Photos in Campaign Ads

September 20, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Propagandists at the Democrat Media CNN Headquarters were so outraged by the use of stock photos in advertising by the Trump campaign, they took the time to produce a video that would surely shock whatever audience might be trapped in an airport or that might have turned on their channel at home on purpose.

Of course the distressed and failing newsrooms have been under great distress and duress to see their 24/7 infomercial for Democrats failing them ever since their mascot Hillary suffered a humiliating defeat in the 2016 Election.

Conservatives generally have a more even temperament and actually took some delight in Hillary’s own use of the stock photo as part of her own campaign to become Madame President.

This became a great MEME and was sometimes accompanied with the text: “That awkward moment when you realize Clinton’s ‘spokesman’ is the face of syphilis in Oregon!”
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Climate Hoaxers Impose Chicken Little Alarmism on Chicken Chokers

September 19, 2019
December 4, 2020
Occupy Democrats Parody

The favorite and most revered traditions of the left are now subject to special scrutiny over climate hysteria. One of the Internet’s primary purveyors of dirty porn have abandoned their former reputation for comparatively high standards to embrace and kiss the disgusting pig of Global Warming alarmism.

Returning customers are warned of the importance of conserving energy while expending energy!

As one fan observes…

Nothing is sacred! Even the purveyors of dirty porn are working in cahoots with the climate hoaxers to discourage their heavy breathers from emitting CO2 while spilling seeds!

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How We “Always Remember” 911 is Just as Important

September 15, 2019
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I still remember very well when I received a phone call from a friend of mine who was stuck at an airport and unable to make a business trip due to all flights being grounded at the airport where he was stuck in Park City Utah.

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Remembering Obama’s War on Press

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August 23, 2019
Updated September 1, 2025

Rolling Stone was beginning to dabble in some real investigative journalism, but that emerging reputation for “cutting edge” and “fit to print” content crashed and burned in an amazing fireball on June 18, 2013.

His last story, “Why Democrats Love to Spy On Americans”, was published by BuzzFeed just over a week before on June 7, 2013, but perhaps his resolve to fight back against what he described as Obama’s “War Against Press,” firmed up Brennan’s CIA’s resolve to neutralize the threat.

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Tom MacDonald’s “Buttholes” Calls for Calming Hysteria, Accepting Diversity Of Opinion

August 12, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Tom MacDonald sometimes hits and sometimes misses on messaging. By going with his instinct he manages to greatly offend members of most every demographic, and with each new trigger he climbs the charts. And then also goes on to write new songs about that rage.

His latest “calm the hell down” to cool mass hysteria message is delivered in a playful yet powerful manner that respects diversity of opinion. In today’s world, where much of the public is unhinged enough to discard long held connections with friends and family over differing beliefs, “Buttholes” offers well timed relief.

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Twitter Now Punishes “Misleading” Tweets

August 1, 2019
Updated November 25, 2019
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Just when I was starting to believe that Twitter’s campaign of censorship to target conservative speech couldn’t get much worse, I was shocked to find that sensible advice on how to “Protect Our Elections,” is now a “violation,” per an expanded “Terms of Service” that now forbids “misleading” Tweets that concern “voting” or “elections.”

Video Updated November 24, 2019
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Nothing Stinks Worse than the Media Spin in the Wake of Gilroy Garlic Festival Murders

July 30, 2019
Updated July 31, 2019
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Gilroy Garlic Festival is an annual tradition that draws huge crowds ever since it the first was organized Rudolph Melone in 1979. I had attended this event personally multiple times since the 80’s or 90’s, and, as a matter of coincidence was considering bringing my family this past Saturday July 27. A niece was even invited to work the event on its final day of its 2019 celebration, but instead came to join us at a pool party in nearby Morgan Hill.

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Evolving Standards in Automotive Safety

July 30, 2019
Occupy Democrats Parody

Baby Boomers and older GenX are still very much alive in spite of what, by today’s standards, might be counted a miracle of careful driving practices by our parents and the other drivers that shared their American roads.

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